1. One of my 5th graders is going to a costume party as Casey Anthony...
2. People who have all of their lights on and cars in their driveway don't answer the door...
3. People who have no lights on and no car do...
4. Daisy Duke was a
5. McDonald's in Vliet ran out of burgers and the drive-thru was still a 25 minute wait...
Hope you enjoyed it!
Now go and check your child's candy for razor blades, Kit Kat and Twix bars. Funny how parents never have to make sure that the Smarties and gummy sandwiches are safe!
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