You really can't make this stuff up! And in all of these fine states they actually pay their legislators...
From Sarah Palin and those crazy Alaskans: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. How exactly do you get a live moose on a moving airplane?
From the Golden State: No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 mph, and ladies you may not drive in a house coat. Luckily, you can grow your own marijuana in what ever is comfortable for you!
And in Hawaii: All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat and coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears. Good thing we don't spend a lot of time there...
Not to be outdone Massachusetts: Candy may not contain more than 1% alcohol (DAMMIT), and at a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches. Does three sandwiches constitute a base?
Our ecologically friendly neighbor to the north (east) Vermont: Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. Can we do anything on our own ladies?
Why am I not surprised by Tennessee: It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish, but you can gather and consume roadkill. Those crazy Southerns have all the fun!
I could go on forever!!!!
I feel so tempted to go to Tennessee and try and lasso a fish - just to test the system!
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