Tuesday, January 4, 2011

More Dumb Laws...

You really can't make this stuff up!  And in all of these fine states they actually pay their legislators...

From Sarah Palin and those crazy Alaskans:  It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. How exactly do you get a live moose on a moving airplane?

From the Golden State:  No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 mph, and ladies you may not drive in a house coat.  Luckily, you can grow your own marijuana in what ever is comfortable for you!

And in Hawaii:  All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat and coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.  Good thing we don't spend a lot of time there...

Not to be outdone Massachusetts:  Candy may not contain more than 1% alcohol (DAMMIT), and at a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.  Does three sandwiches constitute a base?

Our ecologically friendly neighbor to the north (east) Vermont:  Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.  Can we do anything on our own ladies?

Why am I not surprised by Tennessee:  It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish, but you can gather and consume roadkill.  Those crazy Southerns have all the fun!

I could go on forever!!!!

1 comment:

  1. I feel so tempted to go to Tennessee and try and lasso a fish - just to test the system!