One too many sugar plums: A principal dancer in the NYC Ballet's production of The Nutcracker has been called overweight by a critic... She responded that she has a more womanly body than the sterotypical dancer (huh?).
High School Musical Tragedy: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have called it quits after 4 years of dating because (it is theorized) that she is stuck in "Disney" and he is being offered more "juicy" roles... Wasn't that Vanessa in the juicy nude photos that were somehow leaked to the press?
In another blow to young America: Miley Cyrus was photographed taking bong hits on her 18th birthday. Luckily, Hannah Montana wasn't at THAT party...
Too much competition: People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, Ryan Reynolds and GQ's Hottest Woman of the Year, Scarlett Johansson, have decided they are too hot to stay married... How lucky for the rest of us!
Time Magazine's Person of the Year is: Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, the ultimate way to stay in touch with folks you haven't spoken to in years, comment on the misfortunes of others, cyberbully your old BFF, and tell people that you will be spending the next 20 minutes in your bathroom. Excellent choice!
and perhaps most frightening:
Taking Aim at Education: A deranged man with a gun, shot up a school board meeting in Panama City Florida because his wife has recently been fired from her job. Except authorities can't find evidence (yet?) that the man was married. Luckily, one of the board members tried to sneak up on the rather large and crazy gentleman and subdue him with her purse. Our heroine ended up flat on her back with a gun pointed at her head (yikes!)
Happy Holiday Season!!